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[breatheinthefog]

People with "freakish looks" shouldn't exist? Who looks freakish? She should outline that.

And what's a boyfriend? I've heard that word before, but I still don't understand what it means.

This is completely useless.

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[takemesir.livejournal.com]

You don't know what a boyfriend is? Girl, you're in worse shape than I thought.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

I asked somebody what it meant, and he just went on about wearing other people's pants.

[takemesir.livejournal.com]

Wearing someone's--

Oh. You're also not really good at metaphor, are you.

Well, it's...here, why don't we discuss this in person. I don't think this is the best way.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Oh. Why not?

[takemesir.livejournal.com]

It's just a bit awkward. Take my word for it.

Why don't we have something to eat together, and have a chat while we're out?

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

I don't care.

[sockcapsoldier.livejournal.com]

Its people that don't fit societies' standard of normal.

If you're that confused about the boyfriend thing, I can show you.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

What's that?

I don't care that much.

[sockcapsoldier.livejournal.com]

Round ears, no claws, no fur, and so forth.

Such a dissapointment.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

So, what most people look like.

Why?

[sockcapsoldier.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.

Because dates can be fun.

[takemesir.livejournal.com]

I don't know who you are, but I hope for your sake that you don't know how old the girl you're trying to pick up is.

[sockcapsoldier.livejournal.com]

Well if I had to guess, sixteen. Maybe seventeen.

Am I wrong?

[takemesir.livejournal.com]

Try thirteen.

[sockcapsoldier.livejournal.com]

[This is the sound of Link falling out of his chair and hitting the floor, in sheer surprise.]

[handsomest.livejournal.com]

A boyfriend, milady, is a man who will love you and cherish you forever and ever and ever and ever~

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Why?

[handsomest.livejournal.com]

Because it is your

~DESTINY~

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

My destiny doesn't say anything about that.

[handsomest.livejournal.com]

But it's every lady's destiny~








Unless you're a man.

[notrueking.livejournal.com]

...Are you sure no one has explained that to you?

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Why would they?

[notrueking.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a fairly common phrase, especially among the young people.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

The freakish looks, or the boyfriend?

[notrueking.livejournal.com]

...Both, actually.