Lemme know vot it iz, hokay?

...Hy vould haff picked de day Hy ran avay from de lab on, except Hy didn't know vot date dot vos on eidder, so Hy ended op vith de day Hy first keeled somevun. Dot vos importent.

Und fifty years or so after dot Hy decided birthdays iz gettink borink und schtopped havink dem.